THERE'S A HOLE IN MY BUCKET - REMIX

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There's ice in the bucket, dear Laurence, dear Laurence,
There's ice in the bucket, dear Laurence, there's ice.


Out of the office dear Liam, dear Liam, dear Liam,
Out of the office, dear Liam, dear Liam, deal with it.


And how shall I deal with it, dear Conor, dear Conor,
And how shall I deal with it, dear Conor, with what?


Wait for the thaw, dear Liam, dear Liam, dear Liam,
Wait for the thaw, dear Liam, dear Liam, wait for the thaw


But the thaw is too quick, dear Conor, dear Conor,
The thaw is too quick , dear Conor, too quick.


Then get back here dear Laurence, dear Laurence, dear Laurence,
Then get back here dear Laurence, dear Laurence, get back!


We’re in this together, dear Conor, dear Conor,
We’re in this together, dear Conor, together we’re in!


You’re on your own, dear Laurence, dear Laurence, dear Laurence,
You’re on your own, dear Laurence, dear Laurence, your own !


But if I go, Conor goes, dear Marty, dear Marty,
But if I go, Conor goes, dear Marty, Conor goes!


You’re shambolic, dear Laurence, dear Laurence, dear Laurence,
You’re shambolic, dear Laurence, dear Laurence, shambolic


No comment, focus on supply, dear Peter, dear Peter,
No comment, focus on supply, dear Peter, no comment


Then restore it, dear Laurence, dear Laurence, dear Laurence,
Then restore it, dear Laurence, dear Laurence, restore it


With what should I restore it, dear Conor, dear Conor,
With what should I restore it, dear Conor, with what?


With water, dear Laurence, dear Laurence, dear Laurence,
With water, dear Laurence, dear Laurence, with water.


But how shall I get it? dear Conor, dear Conor,
But how shall I get it? dear Conor, with what?


With a bucket, dear Laurence, dear Laurence, dear Laurence,
With a bucket, dear Laurence, dear Laurence, with a bucket!


(All together now)


But there's a hole in the bucket, dear Conor, dear Conor,
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Conor, a hole.