Saturday, January 29, 2011

GERRY WHERE'S YOUR TROOSERS .

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Well, I’ve just come down
From West Belfast
I’m very big and I’m no very shy
And the lassies shout when I go by
Gerry, where’s your troosers


Let Sinn Fein blow high
Let Sinn Fein blow low
Through the streets
In my scarf, I’ll go
All the journos say hello
singing
Gerry, where’s your troosers


A lassie took me to a feile
And I sang the song I sang in jail
Right up there on the Richter scale
For I had nae on my troosers


Let Sinn Fein blow high
Let Sinn Fein blow low
Through the streets
In my scarf, I’ll go
All the journos say VAT
singing
Gerry, where’s your troosers


Now I went down to old Louth Town
I was there but I couldn’t be found
But back in Northstead being crowned
And measured for my trousers


Let Sinn Fein blow high
Let Sinn Fein blow low
Through the streets
In my robes, I’ll go
All the journos say cheerio
singing
Gerry, old bean, where’s your trousers


To wear a crown is my delight
I know its wrong but it feels just right
West Belfast would get a fright
If they saw me in my ermine.


Let Sinn Fein blow high
Let Sinn Fein blow low
Through the streets
In my robes, I’ll go
All the voters say cheerio
singing
Pearse, please put on the trousers.

Monday, January 03, 2011

THERE'S A HOLE IN MY BUCKET - REMIX

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There's ice in the bucket, dear Laurence, dear Laurence,
There's ice in the bucket, dear Laurence, there's ice.


Out of the office dear Liam, dear Liam, dear Liam,
Out of the office, dear Liam, dear Liam, deal with it.


And how shall I deal with it, dear Conor, dear Conor,
And how shall I deal with it, dear Conor, with what?


Wait for the thaw, dear Liam, dear Liam, dear Liam,
Wait for the thaw, dear Liam, dear Liam, wait for the thaw


But the thaw is too quick, dear Conor, dear Conor,
The thaw is too quick , dear Conor, too quick.


Then get back here dear Laurence, dear Laurence, dear Laurence,
Then get back here dear Laurence, dear Laurence, get back!


We’re in this together, dear Conor, dear Conor,
We’re in this together, dear Conor, together we’re in!


You’re on your own, dear Laurence, dear Laurence, dear Laurence,
You’re on your own, dear Laurence, dear Laurence, your own !


But if I go, Conor goes, dear Marty, dear Marty,
But if I go, Conor goes, dear Marty, Conor goes!


You’re shambolic, dear Laurence, dear Laurence, dear Laurence,
You’re shambolic, dear Laurence, dear Laurence, shambolic


No comment, focus on supply, dear Peter, dear Peter,
No comment, focus on supply, dear Peter, no comment


Then restore it, dear Laurence, dear Laurence, dear Laurence,
Then restore it, dear Laurence, dear Laurence, restore it


With what should I restore it, dear Conor, dear Conor,
With what should I restore it, dear Conor, with what?


With water, dear Laurence, dear Laurence, dear Laurence,
With water, dear Laurence, dear Laurence, with water.


But how shall I get it? dear Conor, dear Conor,
But how shall I get it? dear Conor, with what?


With a bucket, dear Laurence, dear Laurence, dear Laurence,
With a bucket, dear Laurence, dear Laurence, with a bucket!


(All together now)


But there's a hole in the bucket, dear Conor, dear Conor,
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Conor, a hole.