Our Journalist who art unknown,
Hallowed be thy flame.
Thy acumen come.
Thy research be done
on earth as it is in The Guardian.
Give us this day our daily torch,
and deliver us our press passes,
as we ne’er forgive those who govern against us;
and lead us not into sensation,
but deliver us from Evil’s empire.
For thine is the freedom
to distil truth from power and get the story.
Forever endeavour.
Amen.
Surprised you haven't added a little verse to this:
ReplyDeleteOur Journalist who art corrupted
Unconsecrated be thy grave
Thy word be done
Thy kingdom gone
On earth as it is in News International
Give us this day our daily sccop
and deliver us our press releases
As we believe in the written word
So shall our sins be hacked and exagerated
Forgive us the purchase of the evil rags
And deliver us from platitude and hypocrisy
For thine is the spin, the lie and the story
Forever and never
Again